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YouPorn Offers Fred Willard a Free Computer

Following news that Fred Willard was caught masturbating in a porn theater despite an overabundance of said porn on the internet (seriously, you could find porn by image searching “magical ponies”), adult video website YouPorn has offered Willard a computer.

In a letter, YouPorn writes, “We wanted to educate you a little more on some of society’s newest advances to help you achieve orgasm from the privacy of your own home.” Well, if you describe it like that…

They’ve even offered for one of their techs to come to his house and wire him up. Although knowing old people, he’ll have a virus in two days and 100 boxes of ExtenZe delivered to his door in a week.

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Sticky Promotion
Sticky Promotion
9 years ago

YANK is his new flick

Héctor
Héctor
9 years ago

Poor guy he Washington only masturbating. He didn’t kill nobody ,except his pennis.

mick
mick
9 years ago

hey, if they are offering, I will do what he did

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