Bret Easton Ellis Wants to “Bang the Kid With Cerebral Palsy”

As Uproxx points out, Bret Easton Ellis became so obsessed with porn star James Deen that he wrote a soft core porn for him and Lindsay Lohan which was funded through Kickstarter.

Bret’s now setting his sights on RJ Mitte, the guy who plays Walter White Jr. onĀ Breaking Bad. Bret finds the show overrated but he says he still wants to “bang the kid with cerebral palsy.”

He probably only wants to because he thinks Walter White Jr. can’t run away what with those crutches slowing him down.

For some reason, that was the only good picture I could find of Walter White Jr. in a Google Image search.

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