I’m not sure if Kim Kardashian should take this as a compliment or not but Kanye debuted a new track last weekend at a club in NYC called “Perfect B*tch” and he just tweeted to confirm that the song is indeed about Kim. So, yes, Kim is Kanye West’s “perfect b*tch.” That guy should really write for Hallmark.
One of the funnier responses was from Office writer/actor B.J. Novak.
You are too sweet, Kanye, you make the rest of us look bad! "@kanyewest: I wrote the song Perfect Bitch about Kim"
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) August 7, 2012
He’s right. Kanye is too sweet. Not only is Kim Kanye’s b*tch but she’s his perfect b*tch and Kanye wrote a song about her being his perfect b*tch. How can any guy compete with this modern day Romeo?
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