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Guys Think Emma Watson Is a Slut

Emma Watson says because she’s a higher profile celebrity, dating is hard. In the new issue of Glamour, Emma explains she’s had trouble dating because guys think she’s always seeing someone since she’s always photographed with a guy. Like when her friend got her tickets to Coachella for her birthday. She wasn’t going to say no and “it was a huge crowd, and I thought there was no way anyone could get pictures of me, but somehow they found me.”

She continues, “It’s difficult on my dating life because anyone I get photographed with is automatically my boyfriend. So it just makes it look like I’ve had like, 6,000 boyfriends.” I’m not sure what the problem with that is except for maybe an increased risk of her having caught an STD but whatever. I’d still hit it. Even if afterwards I find a mutant crab claw latched onto my scrotum.

And don’t say it doesn’t matter because I don’t have a chance. I do. Albeit a very slim one. “I try not to (date other stars),” she says. “It definitely makes me nervous. I haven’t tried to make others celebrity friends or date people who are in my industry, because it’s difficult and it can be really superficial. I’m lucky that most of the people I’ve dated I’ve been at university with.” See? I just have to enroll in her university and maybe follow her home from class one night.

Then there’s even more good news. She’s growing out her hair. But only for movie roles and not to look appealing to men or anything. “If I had it my way, I would have just kept it short forever. Of course, men like long hair. There’s no two ways about it. The majority of the boys around me were like, ‘Why did you do that? That’s such an error.’ And I was like, ‘Well, honestly, I don’t really care what you think!’ I’ve never felt so confident as I did with short hair — I felt really good in my own skin.”

Some women have this crazy notion that men don’t like short hair because it means she has a strong personality. That’s laughable and can’t be further from the truth. The simple fact is, on 90% of women, short hair looks ugly and men don’t like to bang ugly.

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Whichever
Whichever
9 years ago

And I think you are a sick pervert!
See..bashing other people is a piece of cake..

The Blemish
9 years ago
Reply to  Whichever

Whoa whoa whoa… sick?

JerryInDFW
JerryInDFW
9 years ago

Really… who the f**k makes up the headlines on these inane, dumb-ass articles? Emma could look like Carrie right after the prom and I’d still want to rip her knickers off with my teeth and screw the ass off of her. NEVER perceived her as a slut. You get paid for turning out crap articles like this one?

Captian obvious
Captian obvious
9 years ago

She hasn’t done s**t besides Harry Potter, she has her head so far up her ass, she thinks she is the best thing to hit hollywood but she’s a little whiny tart.

@captian obvios & author
@captian obvios & author
9 years ago

Lol dude…she’s done “ballet shoes”; “the perks of being a wall flower”; “my week with Marilyn”;she’s the face of I think its burberry? Or some fashion company thing. She’s busy filming a biblical epic called “noah”, and another movie about the end of the world,probably called “end of the world” or something. Also, she’s in university, generally university students (especially at a high end one like brown) struggle to cope with just university work, much less that and a ton of other work (see above). I’ve also never heard an interview of her where she whines etc etc…as I see… Read more »

Chris Bordeman
Chris Bordeman
8 years ago

She’s done several other movies so far, even if she was kind of awful in all of them. Her American accent is just plain horrible.

Chris Stevenson--author
Chris Stevenson--author
3 years ago
Reply to  Chris Bordeman

This poor girl has been hyped as a trashy slut by lots of publications. Her innocent portrayal of the Harry Potter gal left her wide open for slutress. What the hell gives, anyway. Leave her alone.

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