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Naked Woman Breaks Into Bam Margera’s House, Starts Masturbating

Last night while he was sleeping, a completely naked 24-year-old woman broke into Bam Margera’s house and woke him up with a kiss. It was like the porn version of Sleeping Beauty. Bam freaked out, threw her off and dialed 911.

She wasn’t about to let that stop her though. While he was talking with the cops, she dropped to the floor and started masturbating.

Bam kicked the girl out and West Chester police arrested her in the rural area surrounding Bam’s mansion. She’s been charged with burglary, criminal trespass and stalking.

Obviously the question everyone is asking is, “Was this chick hot?” The answer is probably “no.” Because if she was, there’s no way Bam kicked her out of his house. You don’t do that when god gives you that gift. You just break out the extra strength condom you keep in the drawer for times like these and do a Tebow.

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YeahAha
YeahAha
9 years ago

Nice reminder of this winner. Lets see what these tards are going to coincidentally be promoting in the near future.

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