Jon Hamm and his girlfriend, Jennifer Westfeldt, were doing some shopping on Madison Ave and were seen strolling down the street holding hands in a tender mom… Oh. My. God. Is that Jon Hamm’s penis flopping around in his pants? We’re gonna have to zoom out for this one.
It’s probably a rubber penis he keeps in his pocket. He must squeeze it at random times during the day to build up his grip strength.
Like an assisted kegel exercise device for men?
Yes, to build up his penis grip strength, whatever the heck that is. Umm, actually I meant like a hand grip strength thing. But your suggestion is funnier, so yes I now meant a rubber penis in his pants for building up strength for his penis grip. :)
Ha