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Oh, Hai, Jon Hamm’s Penis

Jon Hamm and his girlfriend, Jennifer Westfeldt, were doing some shopping on Madison Ave and were seen strolling down the street holding hands in a tender mom… Oh. My. God. Is that Jon Hamm’s penis flopping around in his pants? We’re gonna have to zoom out for this one.

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8 years ago

It’s probably a rubber penis he keeps in his pocket. He must squeeze it at random times during the day to build up his grip strength.

The Blemish
8 years ago
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Like an assisted kegel exercise device for men?

Q
Q
8 years ago
Reply to  The Blemish

Yes, to build up his penis grip strength, whatever the heck that is. Umm, actually I meant like a hand grip strength thing. But your suggestion is funnier, so yes I now meant a rubber penis in his pants for building up strength for his penis grip. :)

The Blemish
8 years ago
Reply to  Q

Ha

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