Twelve Months of Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook released her new 2013 calendar which means you can now get 12 full months of Kelly Brook in various poses. Or 12 seconds. Depending on how fast you can flip through pictures.

I never understood the point of model calendars. The first thing anyone does is flip through every month. No one has the restraint to wait 30 days to see one new picture. They should make calendars with a better payoff. Like, the longer you wait, the more nude the next month will be. Waiting 1 day will get you Kelly Brook in a burka. Waiting 15 will get you tits. Waiting 30 will get you full frontal. Waiting 365 will get you Kelly Brook calling you an idiot because you just wasted a perfectly good calendar.

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