The Katy Perry Sex, It Is Too Loud

John Mayer and Katy Perry are still dating and to really shove that in our faces, he’s making sure the sex they have is five decibels above awkward. That jerk.

Katy’s West Hollywood neighbors have been complaining that the two like to “have very loud sex, keep very late hours and like to turn up the tunes.”

I don’t see how this is a bad thing. If anything, property values should increase. How a moaning Katy Perry next door could NOT be a selling point is beyond me. That’s pretty much what I imagine an angel’s dulcet tones would sound like.

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