The international trailer for Jackie Chan’s film Chinese Zodiac just came out and… What. The. F*ck? The only way I can describe this scene is Jackie Chan transformed himself into a human bobsled/luge.
I wonder what it was like when they came up with this idea.
Jackie: How about we attach wheels to my entire body?
Writer: You mean you want to turn yourself into a human rollerblade?
Jackie: Yes! And then push me down a hill.
Writer: *Thinks for a second* Uh.. ooook. But how would you stop?
Here’s the original, only slightly less ridiculous trailer below.
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