Jessica Biel tells the January 2013 issue of Elle that she loves being married because it means she always has someone there to “open the pickle jar, to share the ups and downs with, have adventures with, someone to go swimming naked with.” Wait a minute now. Does this mean if I get married, I get to swim naked with Jessica Biel? Or do I have to be married to Jessica Biel?
Biel went on to say that Justin Timberlake is the main cook in the house. “He bakes pies. He’s Southern, so he’s got all this influence from his grandma,” Biel says. “He does a three-layer pie and blueberry crunch cake, which is pretty unbelievable. It doesn’t happen all that often, thank God. Otherwise, it would be a big problem.”
To be clear, Justin likes to sing ballads, swim naked and bake pies. You’re right, he is the perfect wife.