A 6-year-old child, the only survivor in her classroom, managed to avoid being shot by playing dead. Apparently not only does this work with bears, but also crazed gunmen.
“She ran out of the school building covered from head to toe with blood and the first thing she said to her mom was, ‘Mommy, I’m OK but all my friends are dead,'” Solomon said. “Somehow in that moment, by God’s grace, she was able to act as she was already deceased.”
Pastor Jim Solomon who described the ordeal called it divine intervention which is kind of dumb because it takes most of the credit away from her.
Off topic: That pastor sounds creepy.
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