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Kim Kardashian’s Baby Will be on Her Reality Show

If you thought Kim Kardashian was going to keep her baby from her reality show, you must not know the Kardashian’s very well. As long as it breathes, it can be whored out. In a statement to THR, E! network president Suzanne Kob said, “Kim and Kanye are an incredibly dynamic couple, and their baby news is just so exciting. Like so many Kardashian fans, we love it when this close-knit family gets even bigger. We look forward to sharing the joy as they prepare for more diapers, more bottle and without a doubt, more fabulous baby wear.”

In related news, Kim Kardashian might still be married to Kris Humphries when she gives birth to the baby (which, when announced, boosted sales of her sex tape 80% on Sunday). That is unless Kim “submits to Humphries’ request that she admit their brief marriage was a fraud.” Because of scheduling, the earliest they could see a trial is in June when Kim, who’s three months pregnant, is expected to give birth.

Here’s Kim and Kanye ringing in the New Year at 1 Oak in Las Vegas. Kanye seems real happy here. He almost smiled once.

  • Leah

    Not eating raw fish or soaking in a hot tub are commonly recommended and recognized things to avoid for pregnant women. All the other rules you listed off are also in the same vein. Did you do any research before whipping this trite article up?
    Source: been pregnant twice and read lots of Dr.’s books on the subject.

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