Crystal Harris Might Not Have Sex With Hugh Hefner

Cyrstal Harris and Hugh  Hefner ended their engagement, Harris then called Hugh a 2-second man, then they got back together, now they’re married and Harris is taking back what she said. “People switching things all over. I never said that. When I first left I did some interviews I shouldn’t have done … I was mad. I was, you know, it was a breakup. So I shouldn’t have done some of the things, and at the time I had a bad publicist, so things did get switched and turned around.”

Harris was also asked if she and Hugh have sex. She responded with a “no comment.” Though she did say Hugh has been fully domesticated explaining, “since Heff is older now and has had the phase of his life — the phases of all the girlfriends and all that kind of stuff — I feel now is more, you know like cuddling up and watching a movie or playing backgammon.”

In other words, Hugh is at that point in his life where he’s given up and waiting for death. “This could be the day,” he probably says every morning when he wakes up.

  • Crusader70

    Or it could be that he was 91.

  • crizz1066

    Doubt it, his whole life was heaven…also as God and all religions are hogwash. He defiantly won’t be going!!!!

  • Mare

    If she signed a pre-nup, then she already knew she’d get nothing on his death. That doesn’t make her a gold digger, but eww.

    • Doodah

      She actually got $5milion dollars and a $7 million home. Part of the marriage deal. It is all in a trust that is solely in her name.

    • jwoolman

      I’m sure she knew all about it when she married him also. She should be pretty well set for life if she is smart about it. This arrangement prevented any endless fights between her and the kids, and he got to decide exactly what would go to charities and to his children without any extra hassle. It must have been worth it to her, although she was initially a reluctant bride.

  • Roger

    I would have a Level A Hazmat Suit

  • eboe thrasher

    The $1000 WAS the clothing allowance. Learn to figure shit out.

  • trixi

    Has nobody thought that she got her “inheritance” before he died. Gifts, cash and otherwise, his name, etc. I am sure she is not hurting financially!

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