Last night at the Oscars, Kristen Stewart was walking the red carpet on crutches and looking pretty disheveled. Turns out it wasn’t date night with Chris Brown.
According to her makeup artist, Beau Nelson, Kristen “cut the ball of her foot, quite severely, on glass two days ago.” Adding that she’s in “a little bit of pain.”
Translation: Kristen Stewart got really high the other day, dropped her glass bong and accidentally stepped on shards of broken glass.
No explanation as to why she looked like she just rolled out of bed but looking like the dirtiest hippie in the room is sort of her calling card now.
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