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Jenna Jameson Beat Her Assistant With iPhone Brass Knuckles

When reports came out that Jenna Jameson may be charged with battery stemming from an incident that took place Saturday evening on her birthday weekend, me and possibly everyone else wondered how a 5’7” 110lb girl could manage to batter someone but then be put under citizen’s arrest.

As it turns out, the answer is: With iPhone brass knuckles. Similar to the image above.

A source tells TMZ she went Sons of Anarchy on her transgender assistant Britney Markham. Markham alleges Jenna charged into a Newport Beach salon and bitched her out. She then punched her in the stomach and the back with the brass knuckles and threatened, “I’ll f*cking kill you.”

I feel like this would be a good way to update the Clue game for the current generation. Instead of Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick, it’ll be Porn Star Jenna Jameson in a salon with iPhone brass knuckles. You know, make it more relatable to the youth of today.

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