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Calvin Harris and Rita Ora are Doing It

Apparently Calvin Harris and Rita Ora are dating now. The two made it official at a Daft Punk Album listening party earlier this week and last night they were at Proud Camden in London together. Sources say the two were openly kissing. *Faints with shock*

Calvin Harris definitely seems like a step up from Rob Kardashian. He can barely even see his penis after gaining so much weight. Suffice to say, the bar has been set really low.

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Who are these people, and why should I care? Oh, the hell with it. Good for them!

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Calvin Harris: Unce, unce, unce, unce

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