Paris Hilton Was Really Affected by ‘The Bling Ring’

You’re not going to believe this but Paris Hilton is still a self-absorbed, vapid bitch. At the premiere of The Bling Ring in Cannes, Paris, who’s in the film for a split second for a nightclub scene and who lent Sofia Coppola her house to film in, described the chilling effect the movie had on her.

“I was really emotional watching it,” Hilton confessed to me last night at the movie’s hot-ticket Nikki Beach after-party. “During some parts of it, I literally had tears in my eyes and I wanted to cry. I knew what happened with the burglaries, but I had never actually seen it — so watching it happen, I was like, ‘Oh my God, this really happened to me. These kids were really in my house and did this to me.’ It’s so violating. It just made me really angry and upset, and when I see these kids, I want to, like, slap them.” Vulture

A bunch of kids robbed her house while she was away but if you listened to her talk about it, it’s like they snuck in while she slept, tied her up and raped her.

On the bright side, everyone gets to see her house in the movie.

“I designed everything in the house, so it was really cool to see it on film,” she said. It shows: Hilton’s house is a tribute to Hilton herself, and as the celebrity-obsessed Bling Ringers raid her walk-in shoe closet and party in her “nightclub room,” Hilton’s limpid face stares back at them, emblazoned on all the pillows, artwork, and walls. “That house is like my dream house,” she told me. “I worked so hard on every detail.”

I take it by “dream” she means “nightmare.” If I had to walk through that house, I’d be punching every pillow with her face on it while I made my way to the bathroom to puke from disgust.