Last night was the Costume Institute Gala at the MET in NYC. The theme of the night was Punk: Chaos to Couture which meant celebs were encouraged to dress how punk rockers would dress if they sold out. Rather than make 70 different posts with pictures, I’ll use a list to critique a few outfits and/or celebrities who showed up. Let me remind you that I know nothing about fashion. My idea of couture is wearing a collared shirt.
Jennifer Lawrence Is Totally Marrying Darren Aronofsky This Summer
Katy Perry’s New Song Empowers Women To Have Food Sex or Something
Ja Rule’s $12,000 Ticket Music Festival Ends in ‘Lord of the Flies’ Nightmare With Kidnapping and Mugging Rumors
Obama’s First Joke About Trump Was Perfect
Rita Ora’s Gonna Regret This Outfit One Day
It’s Kylie Jenner’s Soulless Dead Eyes…And Her Sexy Midriff!
Kendall Jenner Gets Camera Shy Which Is Really Ironic
R. Kelly Sued for Nailing Sheriff Deputy’s Wife and Giving Her Chlamydia
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