Breaking news! Someone was insane enough to put a baby into Jennifer Love Hewitt. You’re screwed, dude. Us Weekly is confirming that Hewitt is expecting her first child with actor Brian Hallisay. The Client List costars say in a statement, “We’re so thrilled and happy to start a family.” Hewitt is apparently three months along.
This is great news for Hewitt but terrible news for Hallisay. That chick probably has a road map for the next 18 years of that kid’s life complete with the date of every recital they’re going to have. She’s such a control freak that I’m pretty sure she busted out a protractor during sex so everything would be perfect.