‘Baseball Wives’ Star Is Persuasive, Held Ex at Gunpoint Demanding $30K

Anna Benson, formerly of Baseball Wives, was arrested Sunday for felony assault. She was booked on 2 counts of felony aggravated assault with a weapon, 1 count of criminal trespass and 1 count of possession of a firearm during the commission of a crime. Details surrounding the incident have recently emerged and the police report can basically be summed up as, “bitch be crazy.”

The report states that Anna’s ex, former MLB pitcher Kris Benson, says she busted into his house wearing a bulletproof vest and threatened him with a gun and metal baton. Kris alleges she demanded he give her $30,000 in cash and, to drive her point home, smashed his computer with the baton.

Kris ran out of the house into the woods where he called 911. When cops showed up, Kris told them Anna was armed so they formed a perimeter around the house. They found Anna on the back porch.

Anna explained to police that she was angry and came over in the middle of the night to talk about money and other issues like why he didn’t pick up the kids. She admitted to breaking his computer but denied threatening him with a gun.

A search turned up a loaded ammo belt and a knife. They also discovered the handgun. As to why Anna was wearing a bulletproof vest, she says, “it was a new model she was testing for a company.” Adding that she “had to wear it for an extended time to get it to mold to her body.” Sounds entirely reasonable…

Then she told the cops she didn’t do anything wrong and called Kris “a fucking pussy.”

Granted, that’s debatable. Sure, Kris ran into the woods screaming like a little girl freaking out over a spider, but his psycho ex was in his house with a bulletproof vest and gun smashing his stuff and demanding money like she was a mafia hitman. I’m going to assume his guy friends will be somewhat understanding.

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Hans Delbruck
Hans Delbruck
9 years ago

And that is why you don’t marry strippers.

9 years ago
Reply to  Hans Delbruck

…or stick your dick in crazy.

9 years ago

The zits on her face are the exact shape of the Big Dipper.