Paris Hilton Wears a Bikini, Attempts to be Relevant

Do we still care about Paris Hilton? I seriously don’t know anymore. Maybe people just like to see pictures of her to be ironic. Like, no one cares about Paris Hilton anymore so I’m looking at pictures of Paris Hilton. I guess the important thing is Paris Hilton is still a punchline. That’s all anyone can ask for.