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Selena Gomez Took Justin Bieber Back

Breaking news to the two of you who care. Selena Gomez took Justin Bieber back over July 4th but only on one condition. That he stop acting like such a douchebag.

Justin and his friends have been acting like tools for a good while now (just search Justin Bieber on this site and read any post) and Selena just can’t put up with that much douchebaggery. So Justin has promised to cut it out.

Granted, everyone knows that’s not going to happen. He’s genetically predisposed to being a douche. It’s in his blood. A leopard can’t change its spots much like Justin Bieber can’t change being a little twerp that everyone wants to punch in the face with concrete lined boxing gloves.

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