Taylor Swift’s Biggest Fan Is on Their Way to Sniff Her Hair

KISS 108FM is hosting a contest for a meet and greet with Taylor Swift. To win, all you have to do is be Taylor Swift’s biggest fan. To show your devotion, you’re given a link when you register for the contest which you then send to friends to click on to get votes. A pretty good ploy to get traffic. Wish I had thought of that.

Naturally, 4Chan got involved because they love trolling Taylor Swift. Remember that time they won Horace Mann School for the Deaf a free concert from Taylor Swift? The one she ended up backing out of? Though she did donate money and give them free tickets.

Now, 4Chan is rallying to get a “fat old creep” named Charles Z. to win the contest. Charles promises that if he wins, he’ll “make a complete ass of himself by blatantly just sniffing her hair with cameras rolling.” You had me at making an ass of yourself.

Charles is currently leading in the contest and you can vote for him through this link.

Charles describes himself as, “I’m a 39 year old man and I love Taylor so much and don’t care that both adults and children mock me for it. But I feel 22 if that helps. #ad”

However, there’s a good chance he’ll be disqualified for “receiving multiple and/or illegal votes.” Because if there’s one thing you learn when running a contest it’s to always include a vague clause that let’s you back out any time you want.

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10 years ago

I wanna sniff her muff! I’ll bet she doesn’t shave her monkey…

The Blemish
10 years ago
Reply to  bobalouski

She keeps it in a pouf

10 years ago
Reply to  The Blemish

Perfect! Hook me up.