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And Now Some Miley Cyrus VMA Backlash

In the performance seen around the world, Miley Cyrus slapped her crotch and twerked all over Robin Thicke’s striped suit. Naturally, there was a backlash. Partially of the “why won’t anyone think of the children” variety and partially of the “wtf did I just watch” variety. Because this site doesn’t have any pearls to clutch, we’ll focus on the latter.

First thing’s first. Breaking Bad’s Hank and Marie watched Miley’s performance.

Here’s Miley’s response to them and all the other critics.

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That would be a FU to all the haters. That or ET double phoning it home. And just in case you didn’t get the message, Miley doesn’t care what you think and will twerk anywhere and everywhere she wants. Even on Michael Jordan. No one is safe.

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You can’t stop her. You can only hope to contain her.

Meanwhile, Robin Thicke’s mom, Gloria Loring, gave the typical old people response.

I just keep thinking of her mother and father watching this. Oh, Lord, have mercy. I was not expecting her to be putting her butt that close to my son. The problem is now I can never “unsee” it.'” Him? Loved it. I love that suit, the black and white suit. I don’t understand what Miley Cyrus is trying to do. I just don’t understand. I think she’s misbegotten in this attempt of hers. And I think it was not beneficial.

Hold on a minute. Did she watch the video for Blurred Lines? She has a valid point, but you’d think she’d have made the same one after watching that.

In conclusion… *stares at Miley blankly*

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