Miley Cyrus Really Loves Her Weed, Coke Not So Much

Miley Cyrus’ Rolling Stone interview is a goldmine. Today we learn that she loves weed and molly but not coke because it’s so nineties.

I think weed is the best drug on earth. One time I smoked a joint with peyote in it, and I saw a wolf howling at the moon. Hollywood is a coke town, but weed is so much better. And molly, too. Those are happy drugs – social drugs. They make you want to be with friends. You’re out in the open. You’re not in a bathroom. I really don’t like coke. It’s so gross and so dark. It’s like what are you, from the Nineties? Ew.

Is it just me or does Miley have the most boring hallucinations. You saw a wolf howling at the moon? That’s some exciting stuff right there. Other people are seeing their friends’ faces melt before their very eyes but the hardest Miley’s tripped was probably the time she saw a monkey pick its butt and eat a banana.

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10 years ago

Sounds like something she saw someone tripping on peyote in a movie might have said. I guess if she’d been tripping on LSD, she’d claim she was fighting blue meanies with the Beatles in Yellow Submarine.

muller shmidt
muller shmidt
10 years ago

Sadly, she’s already burned out and before age 25…end of story…