Chrissy Teigen Gives Brooklyn Decker a Vagina Raspberry, I’m in Love

A seemingly drunk Chrissy Teigen posted this video on Instagram of herself giving fellow SI model Brooklyn Decker a vagina raspberry. What is a vagina raspberry, you may ask? Imagine a regular raspberry where you press your mouth against a person’s stomach and blow. Now imagine that instead of the stomach, you press your mouth against a woman’s vagina.

Here, let me demonstrate. Brooklyn Decker, would you be so kind as to pull down your pants? Whoa, whoa. No need to call the cops. I’m leaving, alright?!