Hide Your Children, Justin Bieber Might Smoke Weed

A new picture of Justin Bieber smoking what looks to be a marijuana cigarette has been floating around. Gasp! Clutch those pearls until your knuckles turn white. A teenager is smoking weed! Why, I never heard of such a thing. I thought this was exclusive to jazz musicians and bohemians.

The real disturbing part of this photo is that everyone is saying that the girl next to him looks like Ariana Grande. If that’s true, I’ll just cut my wrists right now because if this dork is banging Ariana Grande, there’s no point in living anymore.

Of course, this is all pointless anyway. Sources claim the photo is doctored, that’s not Ariana Grande and that my tests did infact come back negative. So, ladies. Eh? Eh? How’s about it?

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If Mayweather is so upset by this, he deserves to lose.

Safe to say you all are a piece of shit for bullying this kid who does nothing but go to church and mind his own business; the fact is this guy is lying; he previously showed he approved of Justin wearing that shirt by wearing a Justin Bieber shirto-there are pictures; he’s using Justin for publicity since, lo and behold, he has an album coming out; there is absolutely no proof Justin said that to him; one can say anything about another celeb; it’s contrary to Justin’s character as people who really know him can tell you; furthermore, he had… Read more »

Go back to Canada, Justin.
And pull up your damn pants.


Since when is China a moral authority anyone cares about or “running” over a paparazzo standing in the path of a moving vehicle while bombarding the driver with flash anything but the pap’s own fault?

Also, the writer of this steaming pile of caka should go write the word “journalism” infinity times and think about what that means. This excuse for an “article” is nothing more than hate speech. Shameful.

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