Old Man Chokes to Death Hours Before Meeting the Prostitutes He Won

86-year-old Johny Orris was on cloud nine having won a date with two hookers from the famed Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada on the Howard Stern Show back in October. His grandson Ed had entered him into a contest called, “I Want To Get My Grandpa Laid.” Orris’ wife died more than 10 years ago and he hasn’t had sex since but he had fantasies about big-breasted black women.

On Thursday, he and his grandson went to Lake Tahoe to choose the ladies. Orris decided on Caressa Kisses and Vanity. To prepare for “the Super Bowl of Sex” and “the greatest day of my life,” he and Ed went out for steak at Sage Room Steakhouse at Harvey’s Lake Tahoe.

Sadly, Orris choked on a piece of it. Ed and the maitre d’ started CPR before the ambulance came, but Orris was pronounced dead at hospital hours before he was supposed to meet the women.

However, being the great grandson he was, Ed honored his grandpa by using his coupon for one free bang.

If there is a heaven, Orris’ spirit would have eiffel towered Ed right then and there.

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10 years ago

I bet that old man wanted to have the prostitutes “choke” to death.

10 years ago

When Grandma looked down and saw this nonsense, she said, “Not today”, and called Grandpa up.