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Chris Brown Probably Getting Out of Jail By Paying Someone Off

Proving that it’s good to be rich, Chris Brown could soon stop wondering what color to paint the walls of his jail cell. A tough choice between grey and grey. TMZ has learned that Brown’s lawyer, Mark Geragos, is making his DC assault case go away by paying off the guy who got his nose broke by Chris. Guesstimates put the payoff at several thousand dollars.

When the guy signs the contract, he’ll tell prosecutors he’s no longer interested in pursuing a criminal case. The judge in Brown’s Rihanna case will then let him out of jail later this week or early next. It’s a win-win. The assault victim gets to roll around in a pile of money and Chris Brown gets to jerk off onto the face of Lady Justice.

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