Madonna Posted the Most Terrifying Selfie

15 hours ago, Madonna posted this selfie of herself on Instagram. While she hid her veiny, sinewy hands, on display was something even more terrifying. Her armpit mustache and her non-Photoshopped body. Long hair, don’t care, indeed. I just threw up in my mouth a little. Mainly because I’m imagining her petting that thing with her decrepit old lady hands and muttering, “My preeecious.”