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Kate Upton Won’t Do Nudity Because You’re All a Bunch of Jerks

Guys, it’s time to start being nice to Kate Upton. At least for a little while until we can convince her that we won’t be critical of her body if she gets naked for us. Speaking to Details, Upton said of stripping down:

Is your voice also the reason why you have stayed away from being photographed naked? Being shot nude by great fashion photographers is very common among famous models like Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, and Lara Stone.

For me those photos are art. Your body is art, your body is beautiful, and to be photographed in that way is amazing and it’s received in a very positive way. But with social media and the Internet and not so great blogs and the attention like that, I don’t think that my pictures would be received in the way that I’d want them to be received. That’s why I’ve stayed away from them. I really appreciate those photos and I think those women are beautiful, but I think social media and the Internet has prevented me from putting myself out there like that.

Kate has nothing to worry about. So she’s a little soft around the middle and leg day is a foreign concept to her, but no one is going to be paying attention to those things when we see her boobs flopping out. It’d be like trying to find Saturn when you’re staring directly at the Sun.

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Way to be a pig about it, ass clown.

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Gotta love it when a ‘writer’ on an article helpfully demonstrates what the lady is talking about all by his good self, eh?

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“No one is going to be paying attention to those things…” Yeah right. You already are paying attention to “those things” and she hasn’t even done the photos!!!

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“So she’s a little soft around the middle” Are you out of your cotton pickin’ mind?

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We’ve already all basically seen her naked. She’s always prancing around with her nipples hanging out. She gets mad for being treated like a sex object but she presents herself and makes money off of acting like one. Like I said we’ve already seen her naked tits ass and almost vag. So idk what she’s talking about. Her statements tend to be very contradictory.

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