Colin Farrell Confirms He’ll Be in ‘True Detective’, Doesn’t Hit on Your Girlfriend

In an interview with Ireland’s Sunday World newspaper, Farrell confirmed his appearance in the second season of True Detective: “I’m doing the second series. I’m so excited.” He continued, “I know it will be eight episodes and take around four or five months to shoot. I know very little about it, but we’re shooting in the environs of Los Angeles which is great. It means I get to stay at home and see the kids.”

A few months ago, series creator Nic Pizzolatto told The Guaridan that the new season will be about “the secret occult history of the United States transportation system.” Remember how Who Framed Roger Rabbit? was about a secret plot to shut down LA’s trolley system? You don’t? Well it was – it wasn’t just about Jessica Rabbit’s tits. I, for one, am hoping that Jessica Rabbit is cast as Farrell’s partner

And remember how Colin Farrell used to screw anything that moved? Seems like he’s calmed down. He went to rehab, he goes to yoga, he’s a good dad. If you introduced him to your girlfriend, he probably wouldn’t try to screw her, especially if she’s not that great.

One time on Hollywood Boulevard, Colin Farrell, behind the wheel of his Escalade, made momentary eye contact with me, just one cool bro acknowledging another cool bro. In my mind, that means we’re best friends, like me and Hollywood Boulevard Superman and the wax Marilyn Monroe in front of Madame Tussaud’s.

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