First Case of Ebola Diagnosed in the US

Get those hazmat suits ready. The CDC has confirmed that they’ve diagnosed the first case of Ebola in the US. At the Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital of Dallas, an unnamed patient is being tested and placed in strict isolation due to his symptoms and travel history.

A CDC press conference is scheduled for 5:30 PM ET at their Atlanta headquarters.

On that note, if you see anyone staggering towards you with blood running out of their orifices, push them over a cliff or something.

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