Teachers Accused of Sex with Students on the Beach. Best. Field Trip. Ever.

Remember when teachers didn’t have sex with students? Yea, seems so long ago. Back then, going out with your teacher meant field trips to the science museum. At no time did a teacher take a student into the parking lot or anywhere else to bone them. Nowadays, NOT having sex with a teacher seems odd. It’s like some teachers are addicted to screwing their students. And not just with grades.

Over in San Clemente, California, the Orange County Sheriff’s Department arrested Melody Lippert and Michelle Ghirelli for having sex with students on the beach. What is with these kids, have they not learned the word ‘discretion’ yet?

South Hills High School teacher Melody Lippert allegedly met a group of male students in November at the beach, where she gave them alcohol and “engaged in a sexual relationship with one of them,” according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Department.

A few weeks later, Lippert allegedly set up an overnight camping trip to the same beach with some students along with Michelle Ghirelli, who had taught at South Hills before being assigned to work in the school district’s offices. The two women are suspected of having sexual relations with the students during that trip, which was not sponsored by the school.

That is odd. One teacher had sex with a student and then, weeks later, reeled ANOTHER teacher in and they both did their students. Those must have been some interesting conversations in the break room. Usually, teachers gossip about who’s a troublemaker. These two traded tips about which students they wanted to f**k. And does anyone really think only THESE two teachers were interested in their students? There’s probably some secret dark place on the Internet where teachers in that district trade their fantasies on chat forums. Not that I’ve tried looking for that. That’s just weird.

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Perry de Havilland
8 years ago

What I do not understand is why they were ratted out… if I had female teacher making themselves ‘available’ back in my student days I would have been totally focused on making damn sure the fun did not come to an untimely end. Kids these days, sheesh.