Larry King Pisses Pants in Public

No matter how old or rich you get, you can’t stop nature. Larry King left Craig’s Restaurant in West Hollywood with more than just a doggy bag. King sported a rather obvious pee spot. Spot understates it. More like an ocean of stain. Underwear, look into it Larry. Dude’s probably freeballin’ or had a bladder full of piss that soaked through his underwear. That’s okay. Money may not save you from peeing yourself but it buys hookers and gold diggers which kinda evens everything out.

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