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Suge Knight Collapses After Judge Sets $25m Bail

Suge Knight intends to work the system as much as he can. Knight, currently held for hit-and-run murder, collapsed face first onto his chair when the judge set his bail at $25 million. Sweet Jesus! Knight probably yelled.

Knight has tried to use various medical reasons to escape his cell. THIS guy’s an ex-gangbanger? He’s coming across softer than a collection of squishy girl pics. TMZ reports:

Suge is in bad shape, claiming he’s going crazy in jail because he’s in solitary with no hot water, no blanket and only sporadic showers.

Boo fucking hoo. Call Knight a coconut because he’s tough on the outside and soft on the inside. His ex-gang member friends took one look at Knight face down and made plans to recall his gang membership at the next town meeting.

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Big fat pussy. Probably smoked cigars while imagining they were big brown dicks.

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Nothing says “gangsta” more than a panic attack in court! I thought this pussy was supposed to be big tough guy?

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