Suge Knight intends to work the system as much as he can. Knight, currently held for hit-and-run murder, collapsed face first onto his chair when the judge set his bail at $25 million. Sweet Jesus! Knight probably yelled.
Knight has tried to use various medical reasons to escape his cell. THIS guy’s an ex-gangbanger? He’s coming across softer than a collection of squishy girl pics. TMZ reports:
Suge is in bad shape, claiming he’s going crazy in jail because he’s in solitary with no hot water, no blanket and only sporadic showers.
Boo fucking hoo. Call Knight a coconut because he’s tough on the outside and soft on the inside. His ex-gang member friends took one look at Knight face down and made plans to recall his gang membership at the next town meeting.
Big fat pussy. Probably smoked cigars while imagining they were big brown dicks.
Nothing says “gangsta” more than a panic attack in court! I thought this pussy was supposed to be big tough guy?