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Chris Brown Contemplates What His Security Team Actually Does After Coming Home to a Naked, Self-Proclaimed “Mrs. Brown”

Getting the man you’re crushing on to notice you can be difficult. Breaking into his house is probably not the answer but, a 21-year-old woman didn’t let that stop her from making herself at home in Chris Brown’s California place.

Wednesday night, the self-proclaimed “Mrs. Brown”, broke into the top 40 artist’s home and tried to work her womanly magic. After breaking the hinges off his doors, she really settled in. Starting with cooking herself a few meals and leaving the dishes in the sink, not really a common or easy way to try and win someone’s affection, she then moved on to what most people would consider vandalism but, what she might call “personalizing” or “crafts”, spray painting “I LOVE YOU” on the walls and “MRS. BROWN” on Brown’s Rolls-Royce and Range Rover. Pinterest ideas are getting way out of hand these days.

She spent a little more time organizing the house, getting rid of some of Brown’s dog’s things and his daughter Royalty’s clothes. Then she experimented with a little voodoo because, it just couldn’t hurt to really solidify her place in the home, right?! And with that she goldilocks-ed her way to his bed, got naked, and found it juuuust right.

That’s where Brown found her, all dressed up in her birthday suit, mundanely going about her night, when he decided to make the not shocking decision to call the cops and then Instagram the shit out of his new lady friend.

https://instagram.com/p/2Yi084PpW4/

I get home and find this crazy individual in my house. She had broken the hinges off the doors. She Found time to cook her several meAls. She Wrote “I love you” on the walls. She threw out my daughters clothing as well as my dogs stuff. Then had all these crazy voodoo things around my crib. goes to show you how crazy people are crazy! And she painted her name on my cars!!!! I love my fans but this is some on some real real crazy shit! I pray she will get help .

The yet to be named woman was arrested for felony vandalism and burglary. Chris Brown has not yet asked for her hand in marriage.

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