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This Guy Eats Women’s Feces from Public Restrooms, but Not Men’s Because That’s Disgusting

A man in China has discovered the perfect, renewable food source. S**t. But not just any s**t, women’s s**t from public restrooms.

Well, this is some, ‘shitty’, news. Ar ar ar *waits for laughter, walks away slowly*

According to Shanghaiist via Death and Taxes:

A man has been spotted on multiple occasions entering a ladies’ restroom at a shopping center in the Pengjiang district of Jiangmen city, Guangdong province and eating excrement found in the toilet.

A security guard summarized the man’s routine:

“He goes to the second floor ladies’ room to find [feces] to eat. He usually comes between 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m. during the first half of the day, and then comes again at around 3:00 p.m.,” the guard said, adding that the man walks in on women before they’re able to finish flushing the toilet.

Oh, so this dude, while ‘disgusting’ to us, has enough discipline to keep to a schedule. We should commend him for that. Just imagine this dude bum rushing into the women’s stall and pointing at their turds, “Hey, you gonna finish that?”

A doctor from the No. 3 Hospital of Jiangmen city told reporters that it’s very possible that he has a history of mental illness.

The women’s toilets at the mall have been locked up, and residents are now calling on the government to help seek treatment for the man.

Wait, wait, you say, eating s**t…is a ‘mental illness’? *slams feces burger down in disbelief*

Reporters actually caught up to this fine young man and got his side of the story.

Reporter: What’re you doing here?
Man: Eating s**t.
R: What? What’s in your hands?
M: It’s s**t.
R: Why would you want to do that?
M: I eat it when I’m hungry.
R: But why do you choose to go to the ladies’ room?
M: It’s more tasty.

Reporter: Isn’t your family worried about you?
Man: They’re all dead.
R: Don’t you know this behavior isn’t good or healthy?
M: I’ve eaten s**t for eight years. I feel better after eating it.

Eight years? Holy crap…I mean s**t. Well, just…damn. That’s quite the dedication. China’s Ministry of Hygiene and High Cleanliness needs to scoop this guy up and put him to good use. “We want you to clean up this city. One soft and squishy woman’s turd at a time.” He’d probably cream himself right there.

You can watch the video below, but if you don’t speak non-English, there aren’t subtitles. Although, there’s only one subtitle you’d need: “WTF?”

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