Bitch, It’s Madonna’s New Music Video

Here’s Madonna clinging to edge of relevancy with her sinewy hands like the ending of a horror movie. Madonna released her new video for Bitch, I’m Madonna on Tidal, but Tidal is a piece of trash service that needs a subscription so obviously it leaked to YouTube which then spilled to Rutube when the copyright cops came.

A wave of cameos (ala Taylor Swift’s Bad Blood video) include Chris Rock, Rita Ora, Beyonce, Diplo, Kanye West, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Alexander Wang and Nicki Minaj… because she’s on the track. None of those stars managed to save this music video which reminded everyone of sadness personified. Good song though.