South West? Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Expecting a Boy

Well, which direction will be next? You want to think South because East West isn’t a thing, but leave it to Kandashian to make that choice.

After the very televised struggle to conceive on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a source told Us Weekly they’re expecting a baby boy.

“Kanye loves Nori more than anything, but to make his world complete he wanted a little boy, an heir…He’s overjoyed!”

Yup, should have known Kanye would consider a boy an heir. Did he not listen to Ariana Grande’s, the person not a Starbucks order, rant on feminism?! Right, she just covered dating; next time, Grande Macchiato.

Kim K allegedly wanted two kids, and not a small gypsy coven to which she is accustomed, and went through in vitro fertilization, as well as consulting a psychic, which we can only hope was some Keeping Up producers’ idea and not Kimmy K’s herself.

“I’m so grateful to be pregnant when we didn’t even think it was going to happen. I can barely get out of bed, but it’s so worth it. I don’t really care.”