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Fugitive Florida Couple Prolong Police Standoff to Get It On

The next time and your convenience-spouse you can’t stand are laying on opposite sides of the bed disgusted with each other, I want you to think of this Florida couple that literally prolonged a police standoff to get in one last quickie. According to Gawker,

When police arrived at a Jacksonville, Florida birthday party Wednesday in search of Ryan Bautista, he and his girlfriend Leanne Hunn engaged them in a 6 1/2 hour standoff before being taken into custody.

Reportedly, this was so they could make that sweet sweet love one last time.

Damn. 6 1/2 hours? My bad, that is definitely not a quickie. These hicks can get it.

Bautista and 30-year-old Leanne Hunn were arrested on charges of false imprisonment and resisting law enforcement without violence after a SWAT team raided the Jacksonville mobile home where they were holed up at about 4 a.m. Thursday. Bautista had been wanted on a number of warrants, and police arrived at the trailer Wednesday night on a tip that he was inside…

Two women exited the trailer 45 minutes later, telling police they’d been at a birthday party inside, and that Bautista and Hunn attempted to physically restrain them from leaving because of the arrest warrants. Officers then spoke to Hunn, who said she would not come out because she wanted to “have sex with Bautista one last time.”

#RelationshipGoals.

Sick and tired of waiting on Romeo to nut, the police eventually called in SWAT, who forced their way into the trailer and ruined the greatest love story of our generation. Damn pigs. They have no respect for the sacred institution which is birthday sex. Smh.

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