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Big Surprise: Weed Makes You Have More Sex

We are truly in the age of marijuana! Seems like pot will basically cure any ailments, from chemo side effects to autism to memory loss – or wait… does it still cause memory loss? SKYN Condoms did their annual Millennial Sex Survey sourced from 500,117 people in the 18 to 34 demographic. It revealed that people who smoke weed are having a lot of really good sex.

Here are the numbers for ya.

37% of daily smokers have had 15 or more partners. People who have never smoked? Only 14% have had as many or more.

Over 14% of daily smokers have sex several times per day while only 5% of non-smokers go again.

59% of daily smokers used the words “amazing” or “very good” to describe their own sexual performance, while only 41% of non-smokers had that kind of confidence.

So, if you’re disappointed with your sexual performance, number of partners, or your frequency of intercourse, the obvious solution seems to be start smoking weed every day. It will likely solve all of our nation’s problems someday.

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(Image Credit: Chuck Grimmett via flickr)

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Prince Phillip Anon Harris
Prince Phillip Anon Harris
4 years ago

I am so glad I haven’t smoked in a while, or there be 4 million more children in New York City,

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