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President Obama Got Called a ‘Total Pussy’ by This Fox Analyst

Fox News took another unsurprising leap for ratings this week when analyst Stuart Varney asked like-minded rightist war hawk Lt. Col Ralph Peters:

Ralph, I have question for you. I know you watched last night…. What were you saying to the TV? What was your commentary as the president’s speech unfolded?

In other words, “Ralph, I know how you feel…. I feel the same way. Please spread more hate to our open-eared Fox News viewers.” Without bright lights, frequent shouting and a screen cluttered with graphics and adverts, it is safe to say that Lt. Col Peters would be left distressed and angry with the President’s speech.

Lt. Col Peters expresses such distaste for the President with a plea for the United States to “just do something.” I’m glad we’re in agreement, sir. Something must be done, but if that thing isn’t bombing, furthering American imperialism or fear-mongering, are we still just holding our dicks in our hands?

Obama isn’t going to be caught with his dick in his hand because according to Lt Col Ralph Peters:

I mean this guy is such a total pussy, it’s stunning.

You can’t say that kind of thing on live television, sir. You cannot remind people about female anatomy. This is Fox News for Christ’s sake. This is network television, not HBO. We’re not libtards and savages. But since we’re amongst eloquent and civilized individuals such as Mr. Varney and Peters, all is forgiven when you’re angry that:

This is a president who cares more about thugs in Guantanamo or thugs in Ferguson, Missouri than he does law-abiding American citizens?

This is a president who cares about the bullying and marginalization of brown people in the world than he does about propagating agendas of Fox News and that makes him a pussy.

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Wow you demotards are pussies…you sure don’t mind making fun of any conservative or their families but as soon as some dude sets you straight on this pussy ass faggot president you go all sissy. Fuck you and fuck the president

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