‘Wheel of Fortune’ Rain Man Crushes Everyone’s Dreams

Watch as Wheel of Fortune contestant Robert solves every single puzzle in 5 seconds. Then watch it over again, this time focusing your attention on the other two contestants whose souls die a little each time Robert solves yet another puzzle. Try to count how many times Noelle makes the “I’m going to stab you in your sleep” face. This was a massacre. I’ve seen more competitive play in a bear vs child wrestling match.

And in case you’re wondering, yes, Robert is indeed a Redditor. There is certainly no doubt about that. He posted in the discussion a link to how he did what he did. The tl;dr is autism. Just kidding, Robert. No, but really. Someone post the tl;dr because I’m not reading through that thing. I can barely get through a Dr. Seuss book.

Interestingly enough, his friend who comes to celebrate with him is also a Wheel of Fortune winner. The guy solves the impossible puzzle on his first guess. What kind of sorcery is this? I think we need to burn this dude at the stake. He’s clearly a witch.

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