Zayn Malik, the Next Tom Cruise: The Singer Who Takes Advice From Aliens

We should all follow our dreams, right? Not our aspirations, but our REM visuals. I once had a dream that I had lobster claws instead of hands and I’ve always been trying to get back to that point in my life. No one understands this better than former One-Directioner, Zayn Malik. In an interview with Glamour, the “Pillowtalk” singer was asked what really led to his decision to leave the band and without hesitation, he replied:

An alien spoke to me in a dream.

And then he did it. He’s either trying to make batshit crazy his new brand or he’s actually batshit crazy. I wouldn’t advise following exactly what your subconscious tells you to do, because quite frankly I consider the subconscious to be profoundly sinister and unchecked by impulse control. This produces a danger. But if you’re Zayn Malik, and basically what I’m saying is if you’re rich as f**k, you’re not going to f**k up too bad by following your dreams. He found love in international supermodel Gigi Hadid and enough people seem to like his music. To that I say good for you, you crazy son of a bitch.