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Zayn Malik, the Next Tom Cruise: The Singer Who Takes Advice From Aliens

We should all follow our dreams, right? Not our aspirations, but our REM visuals. I once had a dream that I had lobster claws instead of hands and I’ve always been trying to get back to that point in my life. No one understands this better than former One-Directioner, Zayn Malik. In an interview with Glamour, the “Pillowtalk” singer was asked what really led to his decision to leave the band and without hesitation, he replied:

An alien spoke to me in a dream.

And then he did it. He’s either trying to make batshit crazy his new brand or he’s actually batshit crazy. I wouldn’t advise following exactly what your subconscious tells you to do, because quite frankly I consider the subconscious to be profoundly sinister and unchecked by impulse control. This produces a danger. But if you’re Zayn Malik, and basically what I’m saying is if you’re rich as fuck, you’re not going to fuck up too bad by following your dreams. He found love in international supermodel Gigi Hadid and enough people seem to like his music. To that I say good for you, you crazy son of a bitch.

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