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Dead Guy Found with His Dick in a Tuna Can and Deli Meats on His Ass

Man, I wonder what kinda party he was at the night before.

Spanish police are investigating the bizarre death of an English dude who was found half naked, dressed in deli meat, and his dick in a tuna can, tied to a bench outside of the Malaga airport.

This is already better than the third Hangover movie.

The man was stripped from the waist down and whoever left him there covered his ass in deli meat. They don’t know if the killer did all this, or somebody passing by found his body and thought it would be funny to pull off his pants and slap some cold cuts on his ass.

No arrests have been made, and they think he may have died choking on his own vomit. The Daily Mail reports:

“There were no obvious signs of violence on his body but the position he was found in suggested foul play.”

What the fuck is going on in Spain. It’s like somebody is trying to one up the whole killer clown thing.

[Image: Flickr/Mike Mozart]

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