Mark Revill mistook Keira Knightley for a crazy cat lady and tried to get her attention via “meowing” and other kitty means.
According to Knightley’s lawyer.
“He made miaowing noises through the letterbox. He drew in chalk on the street an arrow pointing to her front door. He sent her music about cats on a USB stick… It was bizarre behaviour.”
The man pleaded guilty to these charges and will now be forced to watch the Pirates of the Caribbean movies with cats dubbed over the dialogue.