Scientology Forced Tom Cruise to Break Up With a Girl Once Over Lesbian Porn

Maybe she was just checking the other bitch’s vagina for thetans.

Before he married Katie Holmes, head Scientologist David Miscavige did former lesbian porn star Jennifer Hammon a major favor and forced Tom Cruise to break up with her.

Hammon had been in 1997 soft-core lesbian porn flick, Allyson Is Watching, and was able to keep it a secret from Cruise while working as his personal assistant and bae.

However, after she finished filming a Scientology propaganda film, Miscavige found out about her pretty tame porno past, whacked off to it, and then forced Tom to kick her to the curb, even though they had already met each other’s families. A lot of inside Scientology people had a lot of weird s**t to say about it, according to Radaronline.com:

“It was a massive problem. Jennifer got into trouble. They thought it embarrassed the church, and humiliated Tom since she was so involved in his world.”

Ugh.

“Jennifer would have been personally selected to be with Tom, and Miscavige would have signed off.”

Can we please stop Scientology? Honestly I am more embarrassed for Tom Cruise at this point.