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Amy Schumer in Talks to Play Barbie

Wow, it’s like everything I don’t care enough about to either like or dislike at once.

Amy Schumer is currently in negotiations to play the title role in the upcoming live action Sony Pictures film Barbie. 

As an average looking woman with a vastly overrated comedy career, who is known for making dirty and raunchy jokes and movies, what exactly makes her ideal to play the part of a beloved hyperfeminine child’s toy that’s inspired generations of self loathing on the parts of girls everywhere?

Well, in this movie her average looking and quirky ass gets kicked out of Barbieland for not being perfect enough, only to return to save it after she realizes that perfection comes from the inside.

Ugh.

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