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Mike Tyson ‘Stings Like a Venereal Disease’ in Soulja Boy Diss Track

Sure, why not? Whatever.

Ok, so first off this is fucking crazy ridiculous. Soulja Boy and Chris Brown were originally supposed to fight, with Mike Tyson training Chris Brown.

Because I guess men that beat the shit out of women gotta stick together.

That’s not happening anymore, probably because Soulja Boy bitched out, but in response Mike Tyson dropped an insane diss track and video aimed at Soulja Boy called “If You Show Up.”

Yeah, we have reached peak surreality.

The video is just hot girls working out in the gym and involves Shakespearean level disses aimed at Soulja Boy like:

If you show up? it’s going down

I’m gonna teach him how to knock your ass out

And

Soulja Boy was talking shit on Instagram

But social media don’t make a fucking man

OH SNAP OH SNAP OH SNAP

The best line in the whole song is probably:

Imma sting like a venereal disease

What the fuck is 2017? Donald Trump is gonna be president. Mike Tyson is rapping about training Chris Brown to kill Soulja Boy?

What is happening?

[H/T BroBible]

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