Sure, why not? Whatever.
Ok, so first off this is fucking crazy ridiculous. Soulja Boy and Chris Brown were originally supposed to fight, with Mike Tyson training Chris Brown.
Because I guess men that beat the s**t out of women gotta stick together.
That’s not happening anymore, probably because Soulja Boy bitched out, but in response Mike Tyson dropped an insane diss track and video aimed at Soulja Boy called “If You Show Up.”
Yeah, we have reached peak surreality.
The video is just hot girls working out in the gym and involves Shakespearean level disses aimed at Soulja Boy like:
If you show up? it’s going down
I’m gonna teach him how to knock your ass out
And
Soulja Boy was talking s**t on Instagram
But social media don’t make a fucking man
OH SNAP OH SNAP OH SNAP
The best line in the whole song is probably:
Imma sting like a venereal disease
What the f**k is 2017? Donald Trump is gonna be president. Mike Tyson is rapping about training Chris Brown to kill Soulja Boy?
What is happening?
[H/T BroBible]